Maniaq

I want to ask you fellows
Why do you shut me out?
When I've driven every place that they call land
I talk plain talk
I've seen the moon sitting on the road
And I don't eat no Chateaubriand

And I drive my car
Under same stars
Where the miles are
Come back I demand
Dear gentlemen
Please let me in
I don't know how I can
Make you understand
I'm a pure denizen of the citizens band [4x]

Hey friend you know what I'd do
If I was making the bucks
I'd move into a place
Where all they had was trucks
'Cause there's one thing I can't stand
There's one thing that I cannot stand
One thing I cannot stand
Can't stand
Cannot stand
Can't stand

Egzaminy wstepne na kierunek nauk politycznych. Profesor rozmawia z kandydatka:
- Co Pani wiadomo na temat programu ekonomicznego dla Polski realizowanego przez ministra Hausnera?
Dziewczyna milczy.
- No to co Pani wie o polityce spolecznej Leszka Millera?
Dziewczyna milczy.
- A wie Pani kto to jest Leszek Miller?
Dziewczyna milczy. Profesor mysli, z jest niemowa:
- A skad Pani pochodzi?
- Z Bieszczad Panie Profesorze.
Profesor podszedl do okna, wyglada na ulice, chwile sie zastanawia i mowi do siebie:
- Kurwa... moz by tak wszystko pierdolnac i wyjechac w Bieszczady!

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