Argument (skit)
(phone rings)
Boyfriend: Pick it up, pick it up
Eve: Relax, dawg. (Hello?, Hello?)
Boyfriend: Pick it up, you donć° be picking up the phone when IćŚ around lately
when IćŚ around all the time lately and all that shit, man. Shit going to your
head and all that- donć° forget where the fuck you came from.
Eve: Yeah, nigga and not from you, relax.
Boyfriend: You know what?
Eve: (sighs)What?
Boyfriend: e gonna have to talk about this later?
Eve: (Whispers) He on his period, yo. ( Huh, nah, IćŚa hit you back, IćŚa hit you
back, IćŚa hit you right back. Aight, yeah )
Boyfriend: What you say, what you say, what you say? Who that you talking all
crazy on the phone to- who was that?
Eve: Oh my god! Why is you trippin? Damn we go through this every fucking night!
Boyfriend: What do you mean ć?şvery nightyou donć° pick up the phone sometimes,
you hiding and shit. Who was that on the phone?
Eve: Dawg, IćŚ a busy woman!
Boyfriend: You ć?ł busy ever since you can back from California you all
Hollywood and shit, Diva shit and all that. Every time I gotta go through all
of this with you! You ainć° been acting like that!
Eve: Nigga is you for real? No thatćŻ you! You acting like a girl, dawg. Why is
you acting like a broad?
Boyfriend: Hold on, hold onĺ?irst of all, watch your mouth.
Eve: What?
Boyfriend: Talking all crazy and everything like IćŚ actingnigga give you a
little extra attention, you start acting like a nigga stressing you and all
that too much.
Eve: You know what? Keep your attention, dawg...please! I get enough attention.
Boyfriend: Oh, keep my attention? See all that shit
Eve: Yeah! And in a matter of fact- Roll out!
Boyfriend: Roll out?
Eve: Yeah!
Boyfriend: Well, fuck itĺ¢ćŚ rolling then!
Dwoch facetow wnosi trzeciego zupelnie nawalonego, tak z nie moz sie utrzymac na nogach. Siadaja przy barze i jeden mowi do barmana:
- Dwa piwa!
- A ten w srodku nie pije? Pyta barman.
- Nie, to kierowca.
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