Tombstone Shadow

Tombstone Shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Tombstone Shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Ev'ry time I get some good news, Ooh,
There's a shadow on my back.

Saw the gypsy man, 'way down in San Berdoo.
Said, I saw the gypsy man, 'way down in San Berdoo.
Five dollars on the table, Ooh,
Keep me 'way from my tomb.
Oh! Oh!

Said I got thirteen months of bad luck,
Bound to be some pain.
Don't you do no trav'lin',
Fly in no machines.
Tombstone Shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Ev'ry time I get some good news, Ooh,
There's a shadow on my back.

The man gave me a luck charm, Cost five dollars more,
Said, "Put some on your pillow, and put some on your door."
He said, "Take a long vacation, Ooh,
For thirteen months or more."
Oh, Lord!

Tombstone Shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Tombstone Shadow, stretchin' across my path.
Ev'ry time I get some good news, Ooh,
There's a shadow on my back.

Oh, oh, Lord!
Oh, Lord!

Lotnisko w Nowym Jorku. Facet wchodzi do windy a za nim kobieta w mundurku, mini spodnica, zakiet - stewardesa jakas. Facet zaintrygowany ta sytuacja mowi:
- Hello, you fly USA airways?
Kobieta nie odzywa sie, tylko patrzy na niego zdziwiona. Facet pomyslal no to co, sprebuje jeszcze raz:
- Flugen sie Lufthansa ja?
Kobieta bardziej zdziwona patrzy na niego i nic nie mowi. No trudno pomyslal facet... sprobuje jeszcze raz:
- Volare sinora Alitalia?
Wtedy kobieta mowi:
- A w morde chcesz palancie?!
- Aha, LOT!

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