Vatican Rag
First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Do whatever steps you want if
You have cleared them with the Pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin' the Vatican Rag.
Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional.
There the guy who's got religion'll
Tell you if your sin's original.
If it is, try playin' it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!
So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in Rome do like a Roman;
Ave Maria,
Gee, it's good to see ya.
Gettin' ecstatic an' sorta dramatic an'
Doin' the Vatican Rag!
Autostopowicz zatrzymuje TIRa... Wsiada, a kierowca natychmiast jedynka, dwojka trojka i gna 180 km na godzine... nagle szarpniecie, gwaltowne hamowanie... Kierowca siega do kabiny po kij bejzbolowy... Wysiada idzie na tyl i jeb, jeb w pake... Biegiem wraca do samochodu i znow jedynka dwojka trojka i zasuwa 180... Po jakims czasie znowu szarpniecie hamowanie i bejzbol w lape i jeb jeb w pake... Po piatym razie autostopowicz zaczyna sie dziwic:
- Panie co jest!! Po co ta jazda szarpana i po co pan wali po tej pace tym kijem?
Kierowca odpowiada:
- Wie Pan... ja mam ciezarowe 20 tonowa, wioze 40 ton kanarkow... Nie ma sily polowa musi latac!!
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