Maniaq

Wake up in the morning and it's hard to live.
Hard to live, yes, it's hard to live
and it will be a long time before shit starts to give,
and every single day it's getting harder to give,
but God would be up for being down with a ho.
Lord knows that I got fuckin' mic control.
Do you got the mic control?
You notice your style is well original.

This man, makin money,
how I know.
It wont be no man of me.
In my bed I watch T.V.
I'm drunk by noon,
but that's O.K.
I'll be president someday.
Light my cigarette and
I think that Bert Susanka made me drink.
Load the box and then pump that shit.
Got my Greatest Hits.
Got my Greatest Hits.

Is this band, makin money?
I don't know.
The writing on the wall.
All my friends drink alcohol.
I'm too drunk to light the bong.
I'm too stoned to write this song.
Light my cigarette and
I think that Bert Susanka made me drink.
Load the box and then pump that shit.
Got my Greatest Hits

Wake up in the morning and it's hard to live.
Hard to live, hard to live
it's hard to live and it will be a long time
before shit starts to give,
and every single day it's getting harder to give,
but God would be up for being down with a ho.
Lord knows that I got fuckin' mic control.
Do you got mic control?
You notice your style is well original.

This man, makin money, how I know.
It wont be no man of me.
In my bed I watch T.V. I'm drunk by noon,
but that's O.K. I'll be president someday.
Light my cigarette and
I think that Bert Susanka made me drink.
Load the box and then pump that shit.
It's the Ziggens Greatest Hit,
the Ziggens Greatest Hit,
the Ziggens his Great-est Hit

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition a bolt of lightning strikes taking out the electricity. Moments later the power is restored and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset and cries I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out. Very well then says God let us see if Jesus fared any better. Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life in vivid display the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters But how! I lost everything yet his program is intact! How did he do it?!
God chuckles Jesus saves!

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