Maniaq

There was a guy from PEI they used to call Podato
He met this young Leamington Ontario Tomato
But he had eyes for other girls & she was a little mushy
So they said well let's get wed there's no sense bein fussy
Chorus:
Baked sized french fries-how they love Tomatoes
So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup-(Ketchup luvs Potatoes)x2
Well he went down to Windsor town to buy a ring on Monday
Saturday they said OK we'll cut the cake on Sunday
But Sunday came and what a shame-They had no one to fetch it
Without a cake they just sat and ate-Potato chips and ketchup
Bake sized french fries how they love Tomatoes
So dress em up with Heinz Ketchup- (Ketchup luvs Potatoes)X2
And so this guy from Pei they used to call Podato
Got two boys and a little girl-Two spuds & one Tomato
They romp and run around Leamington and boy when they get hungry
The bottle drips all over the chips way down in the ketchup country.
Chorus:

Dwaj starzy przyjaciele spotykaja sie po dlugim czasie.
- Co slychac? - pyta pierwszy.
- A, nic dobrego - odpowiada drugi - Cierpie na moczenie nocne i nie wiem, co z tym zrobic.
- Wiesz co, tu niedaleko mieszka dobry psychoterapeuta. Sprobuj, moz on znajdzie sposob.
Przyjaciele spotykaja sie po kilku miesiacach.
- No i co, byles u tego psychoterapeuty?
- Bylem i jestem Ci bardzo wdzieczny.
- Juz sie nie moczysz?
- Mocze, ale teraz jestem z tego dumny!

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