Maniaq

(parody of "If I Were A Rich Man" from Fiddler On The Roof)
Oh, New York is changing.
Wherever you look,
Big tall buildings by Tishman
Tishman, ahh...
If I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle didle doody didle diddy didy di
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I were a building man.
I'd build a lot of buildings,
Yum di didle doody deedle didle deedle didle dum
(Yum di didle)
Building buildings anywhere I wish,
If I were a Tishy Tishy Tish.
I'd build the 666 5th Avenue building
Right in the middle of the town,
One block wide and forty-eight stories high.
And I'd have eighteen elevators going up
And twenty-seven more going down,
All of them express to pass you by.
(Di diddle di)
I'd build a ladies room and also a mens room,
Right there on each and every floor,
Each one in a style that is apropos.
And like the restrooms in the best office buildings,
You'd need a key to open up the door,
Though who would steal a bathroom, I dunno!
Oh, if I were a Tishman,
Yum di diddle doidle didle dadle doodle deedle dum
(Yum di didle)
All day long I'd buildy buildy build,
If I were a building man.
I'd build a lot of buildings,
Yum di doodle dadle didle deedle didle dodle dum
(Yum di didle)
I could realize my life's ambish,
Raising rents whenever I would wish,
Telling tenants, "You can call me pish."
If I were a rich Tishman
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Niemieccy kontrolerzy lotu na lotnisku we Frankfurcie naleza do niecierpliwych. Nie tylko oczekuja, ze bedziesz wiedzial, gdzie jest twoja bramka, ale rowniez, jak tam dojechac, bez zadnej pomocy z ich strony. Tak wiec z pewnym rozbawieniem sluchalismy (my w Pan Am 747) ponizszej wymiany zdan miedzy kontrola naziemna lotniska frankfurckiego a samolotem British Airways 747 Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Dzien dobry, Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 wyjechal z pasa ladowania."
Ground: "Guten Morgen. Podjedz do swojej bramki."
Wielki British Airways 747 wjechal na glowny podjazd i zatrzymal sie.
Kontrola naziemna: "Speedbird, wiesz gdzie masz jechac?"
Speedbird 206: "Chwile, Kontrola, szukam mojej bramki."
Kontrola (z arogancka niecierpliwoscia): "Speedbird 206, co, nigdy nie byles we Frankfurcie!?"
Speedbird 206 (z zimnym spokojem): "A tak, bylem, w 1944. W innym Boeingu, ale tylko zby cos zrzucic. Nie zatrzymywalem sie tutaj"

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