Lose As Directed
little girl's arms open wide, two ways to go but you can't decide
follows all rules, has no say
ends up in somebody elses play
close your eyes cuz you just dont need them anyway
lose as directed dont take no chance
dont end your life upon circumstance
mystery and misery go hand in hand
so you better follow the master plan
dont use your head, lose as directed
little boy sittin in his master's arms
safe and protected from any harm
wants to be a man, wants to branch out
but hes told not to ask questions or doubt
close your mind, its a book of instructions now
lose as directed, dont take no chance
dont end your life upon circumstance
mystery and misery go hand in hand
so you better follow the master plan
don't use your head, lose as directed
lose as directed, lets go
monkey see, monkey do
just another animal in the zoo
got four wall security
never even have to read a recipe
but its not exactly what you would call free
lose as directed, dont take no chance
dont end your life upon circumstance
mystery and misery go hand in hand
so you better follow the master plan
dont use your head, lose as directed
lose as directed, lose as directed,
lose as directed, lose as directed, lose as directed, you lose!
Polski minister udal sie w oficjalna podroz do Francji. Jednym z punktow wizyty byla kolacja u francuskiego odpowiednika. Widzac jego wspaniala wille, z obrazami wielkich mistrzow na scianach, pyta sie, jak on zapewnia sobie taki poziom zycia ze skromnej pensji urzednika republiki.
Francuz zaprasza go do okna:
- Widzi pan te autostrade?
- Tak.
- Ona kosztowala 20 miliardow frankow, firma wypisala fakture na 25, a roznice przekazala mi. Dwa lata pozniej minister francuski udaje sie do Polski i odwiedza swojego polskiego odpowiednika. Kiedy podjezdza pod domostwo ministra, jego oczom ukazuje sie najpiekniejszy palac jaki widzial w zyciu. Pyta od razu:
- Nie rozumiem, dwa lata temu stwierdzil pan, z prowadze ksiazece zycie, ale w porownaniu do pana... Polski minister podchodzi do okna:
- Widzi pan tam autostrade?
- Nie.
- No wlasnie.
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