ALL SHOOK UP
(Otis Blackwell/Elvis Presley)
Yeah! Oh!
Well, bless my soul, what's wrong with me ?
I'm itching like a man on a fuzzy tree
The friends say I'm acting wild as a bug
I'm in love, I'm all shook up
I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm, I'm, I'm, oh Lord
Yeah yeah yeah
My hands are shaky and my knees are weak
I can't seem to stand on my own two feet
Who do you thank when you have such luck ?
I'm in love, I'm all shook up
Well, please don't ask me what's on my mind
A little mixed up, but I'm feeling fine
I'm near the girl I love the best
My heart beats so it scares me to...
She touched my hand and what a chill I got
Her lips are like a volcano when that's hot
I'm proud to say she's my buttercup
I'm in love and I'm all messed up
I'm, I'm, I'm...
Lawdy, Lawdy
I'm, I'm, I'm...
Yeah, yeah, yeah
My tongue gets tied when I try to speak
My inside's shaking like a leaf on a tree
There's only one cure for this body of mine
And that's to have that girl right here right now
She touched my hand and what a chill I got
Her lips are like a volcano when that's hot
I'm proud to say she's my buttercup
I'm in love and I'm all shook up
Plemie Czuczukenow wypowiedzialo wojne Chinom. General chinski zwoluje od razu generalow, rozkladaja mapy taktyczne i szukaja terenow wroga. Szukaja, ale cos nie widac. Dali wiec w wiekszej skali mapy. Patrza, patrza - JEST! - mala kropka z napisem "Czuczukeni". ?aduje sie wojsko chinskie w sprzet bojowy i jedzie w to miejsce. Faktycznie jest tu tabliczka: "Terytorium Czuczukenow", ale dalej jest wzgorze, a na nim 2 namioty i 3 ludzi siedzi. Podchodzi wiec delegat wojsk chinskich i sie pyta:
- Czy to wy jestescie czuczukeni?
- Tak.
- I to Wy wypowiedzieliscie nam - Chinom - wojne?
- Tak.
- Ale Was jest tylko trzech, a nas caly miliard.
- ?! KURDE!!! Jak my Was wszystkich pochowamy!!!
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