One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor
Words & music by Paul Simon
There's been some hard feelings here
About some words that were said
Been some hard feelings here
And what is more
There's been a bloody purple nose
And some bloody purple clothes
That were messing up the lobby floor
It's just apartment house rules
So all you 'partment fools
Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
One man's ceiling is another man's floor
There's been some strange goin's on
And some folks have come and gone
Like the elevator man don't work no more
I heard a racket in the hall
And I thought I heard a call
But I never opened up my door
It's just apartment house sense
It's like apartment rents
Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
There's an alley
in the back of my building
Where some people congregate in shame
I was walking with my dog
And the night was black with smog
When I thought I heard somebody
Call my name
Ah-- Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
one man's ceiling is another man's floor!
Jedzie facet samochodem, wlacza radio i slyszy:
- "Uwaga! Prosze Panstwa przerywamy audycje, aby podac wazny komunikat! W okolicach Warszawy wyladowal statek spoza naszej planety, po pozostawieniu przybyszow odlecial. W razie napotkania UFO-nauty prosimy o zachowanie spokoju! Z obcymi mozna sie porozumiec po polsku, tylko trzeba wolno mowic. Podajemy przyblizony opis przybyszow: mali, zieleni, lapy do samej ziemi."
Po pewnym czasie facetowi zachcialo sie siusiu (w okolicach Piaseczna), wiec zatrzymal sie przy lasku. Wlazi w krzaki i zdebial - widzi cos - male, zielone, lapy do samej ziemi. Wolno mowi:
- Jestem kierowca i jade do Warszawy.
Slyszy:
- A ja jestem gajowy i sram!
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