Half A Dream Away
We're just half a dream away
Sitting on our fences
Building up defences
Making up rules by which we play
We're just half way down the road
Staking our positions
But stupid superstitions
Only give fools too heavy a load
The magpie screeched and my window is shattered
Her body's bruised but her soul's not battered
The fireman tried but the hose was frozen
The cupboard's bare but the door needs closing
We spend half our time away
From being where we want to
And seeing who it's fun to
Not blaming ourselves for our mistakes
We spend half a dream away
Just looking out of windows
Waiting for a signal
Waiting for night to return to day
The tree was bare but the birds were singing
The milk turned sour but my thirst needs quenching
The meat was dead and I need me feeding
The room was cold but the night was freezing
The rainbow frowned when the sun was shining
A baby's snatched on a beautiful morning
A dog runs wild and the brakes are screaming
A church on fire is struck by lightning
The dead man's hands had beautiful fingers
The princess frowned at her lovers mistress
She went insane and poisoned the children
A teacher's drowned and a child is laughing
We're just half a dream away...
Polak, Rosjanin i Niemiec, bedac pewnego razu na basenie zalozyli
sie o to, kto skoczy z trampoliny do basenu z jak najmniejsza iloscia
wody. To oczywiscie pierwszy wyskoczyl Niemiec:
- Ja skocze z 1.25m!
Wlazl na trampoline, poodbijal sie, poodbijal, runal w dol, plusnal,
wykrecil nad samym dnem i wylazl na brzeg dumny, jak to Niemiec.
Polak, widzac to, nieco odwazniej zaczal.
- Taak ? To ja skocze do 50 centymetrow wody !
Wdrapal sie na trampoline, odbil szybko, plusnal w wode, ostro grzmotnal
o ceramiczne dno, az loskot poszedl... nieco zamulony wyszedl na brzeg...
Okazalo sie - zlamana reka w barku, powybijane stawy, ale za to usmiech
na twarzy od ucha do ucha. Rosjanin w tyle zostac nie mogl... Myslal,
myslal, i stwierdzil:
- Wiecie co ? A ja skocze po prostu na mokra szmate.
Szmer zaskoczenia rozlegl sie na basenie, bo Rosjanin glos mial
donosny...
Zeszli sie ludzie, spuszczono wode z basenu... pod trampolina ulozono
mokra szmate, Rosjanin wszedl, przezgnal sie i skoczyl ( jak ten wilk
wyluzowany )... Za parenascie milisekund nastapil wielkie "lup" na
skutek pionowego upadku na glowe. Rosjanin padl bez czucia. Karetki,
eRki, policja, straz pozarna (po co ?) zjechaly sie natychmiast... Rosjanin
przed smiercia wyszeptal tylko:
- Szzzz... Szzz.... Szmata... Ktos wycisnal szmate.....
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