Maniaq

Sample and Hold
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Weight: 110
Disposition: Even
Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the angry one
A new design, new design.

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But not the lonely one
A new design, new design.

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one
A new design, new design.

Sample and hold.

We'll send it out right away
Satisfaction guaranteed.
Please specify
The color of skin and eye
We know you'll be happy.

Don't hesitate to give us a call
We know you'll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know you'll be happy.

I need a unit to sample and hold
But not the lonely one, the lonely one, the lonely one
Sample and hold.
Weight: 110.

Perfection in every details
Fabricated from the curl of the hair
To the tip of the nail
Because our units never fail
We know you'll be happy.

I need a unit to sample and hold.

Don't hesitate to give us a call
We know you'll be satisfied
When you energize
And see your unit come alive
We know you'll be happy.

I need a unit to sample and hold.

We know you'll be happy 110
We know you'll be happy
We know you'll be happy.

But not the lonely one
A new design, new design
Perfection in every detail, new design
Sample and hold.

Pewnego razu, w przedwojennej Warszawie zdarzylo sie, z poklocili sie ze soba dwaj ?ydzi - pan Katz z panem Rosenkrantzem. Poklocili sie oni tak bardzo, z sprawa znalazla swoj final w sadzie. Tenz sad po rozprawie wydal werdykt przyznajacy racje panu Rosenkrantzowi. Orzeczono kare - pan Katz mial przeprosic publicznie pana Rosenkrantza. Publiczne przeprosiny mialy odbyc sie w mieszkaniu tego drugiego.
W umowiony dzien zebrali sie swiadkowie w mieszkaniu Rosenkrantza. Wszyscy, wlacznie z gospodarzem czekaja niecierpliwie na przybycie Katza i zloznie przezen oficjalnych przeprosin. Wreszcie jest! Pukanie do drzwi, otwiera je Rosenkrantz, za drzwiami stoi Katz i tak oto mowi:
- Dzien dobry szanownemu panu. Czy tutaj mieszka krawiec Goldberg?
- Nie! Goldberg mieszka pietro wyzj
- Aaaaa, to ja Pana w takim razie bardzo przepraszam!!!

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