Maniaq

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting

My boobs are not as big as I want them to be

I want 36D



I'm not receiving enuff affection

Gonna get me a silicon injection

And fulfill my dreams, bust through my seams



My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man

When I need is cosmetic surgery

Be the best I can be



Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption

Who needs to diet when liposuction

is painless and quick, local anesthetic



Now my body is a model, a flawless perfection

I most certainly will cause an erection

wherever I go, but I still don't know



The reason why I can't find a mate

Guys I meet ejaculate

Then leave through the door,

I can't take anymore

W luksusowym hotelu przy basenie stoi elegancko ubrany pan i krzyczy z zachwytem:
- Wspaniale, niewiarygodne!
Podchodzi drugi elegancko ubrany pan i kulturalnie pyta:
- A czym to sie pan tak zachwyca?
Na to on odpowiada:
- Prosze tylko spojrzec, to moja cudowna zona. Wczoraj nauczyla sie plywac, a dzisiaj nurkuje i juz pol godziny wytrzymuje pod woda.

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