Maniaq

I gave up a min of cheese
To Domino's delivery
Whiskey sours
Apple pies
Finger-lickin' chicken fried
Are gastronomic history
I used to like them scary shows
But I gave 'em up a while ago
Don't do no dip-defyin'
Rollercoster ridin'
Now days I just take it slow
Every since we started datin'
I been compensantin'
To keep from gettin' up
To hell any quicker
'Cause
CHORUS:
She's hard on the ticker
Hard on the ticker
The girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker
Sayin' hard on the ticker
Now, when she wiggles through my door
My chin gets heavy
Hits the floor
Silky hair
Garnet lips
Swingin' double-jointed lips
My blood begins to roar
And when she nibbles on me ear
It's partly pleasure, partly dear
Little dab is all it takes
To get my heart a palpatatin'
Fellin' like the end is near
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
It'd make my beneficiary
A whole lot richer
'Cause
(Repeat chorus)
That's my girl
Yeah, she's hard on the ticker
I oughta get a policy
A double indemity
It'd make my benificiary
A whole lot richer----
(Repeat chorus)
Oh, she's hard on the ticker
She's hard on the ticker
Hey, she's hard on the ticker

Niemieccy kontrolerzy lotu na lotnisku we Frankfurcie naleza do niecierpliwych. Nie tylko oczekuja, ze bedziesz wiedzial, gdzie jest twoja bramka, ale rowniez, jak tam dojechac, bez zadnej pomocy z ich strony. Tak wiec z pewnym rozbawieniem sluchalismy (my w Pan Am 747) ponizszej wymiany zdan miedzy kontrola naziemna lotniska frankfurckiego a samolotem British Airways 747 Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: "Dzien dobry, Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 wyjechal z pasa ladowania."
Ground: "Guten Morgen. Podjedz do swojej bramki."
Wielki British Airways 747 wjechal na glowny podjazd i zatrzymal sie.
Kontrola naziemna: "Speedbird, wiesz gdzie masz jechac?"
Speedbird 206: "Chwile, Kontrola, szukam mojej bramki."
Kontrola (z arogancka niecierpliwoscia): "Speedbird 206, co, nigdy nie byles we Frankfurcie!?"
Speedbird 206 (z zimnym spokojem): "A tak, bylem, w 1944. W innym Boeingu, ale tylko zby cos zrzucic. Nie zatrzymywalem sie tutaj"

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