Beatbox
A metronome beat keeps us insane
For every new bar a different color blink
Sixteen LEDs flashing, plus one next to Gain
You copy and paste yourself into my brain
Patterns to be followed, arrangements to be made
Track to be programmed, new patterns to be laid
Glued to fit the beat, in the same frame
You always find a way into my brain
From a blinking chip to be fit into my heart
We'll build a perfect groove, you played it from the start
From your buttons to my ears, through pleasure and pain
You always find a way back into my brain
An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It is the first time they have flown together and it is obvious by the silence that they do not get along.
After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters:
- I do not like Chinese.
The First Officer replies:
- Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?
- You bombed Pearl harbor. That is why I do not like Chinese.
- Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.
- Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it does not matter, they are all alike.
Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer says:
- No likee Jew.
- Why not? Why do not you like Jews?
- Jews sink Titanic.
- No, no. The Jews did not sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.
- Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same.
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