The Leopards
(Featuring Gardenia And The Mighty Slug)
We're the leopards (x3)
The leader of the pack lives down in the local drain,
We're the leopards
King Kong built a car inside his brain,
We're the leopards
You tell me who's the sexiest,
But why it's Gardenia & the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards
Old Doug Henry lost an ear when he crossed my path
We're the leopards
Called himself Jesus, well that's what he said to me
We're the leopards
I have never seen a freak look as weird as you
Except for Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards
Cycle Michael grotesque school desk in my brain
We're the leopards
Mincing Quincy dropping bop drops down the drain
We're the leopards
I'll just tell you boy we're mean and we're tough
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards
I know that we know that he know it's wrong
We're the leopards
To spend your life inside a song
Greasy Gert tried it and she licked it too
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards
Uncle Bimbo drunk up the sea of Galilee
And like a fool he promised it all to me
But I'm young and built of steel
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
Just like Gardenia and the Mighty Slug
We're the leopards (Repeat to end)
Hrabia po dluzszym pobycie za granica wraca do swoich posiadlosci. Na dworcu
czeka na niego zaprzeg koni i wierny sluga Jan.
- No i coz tam zdarzylo sie nowego we dworze podczas mojej nieobecnosci, Janie?
- Nic nowego Jasnie Panie... no moz tylko to, z Azorek zdechl.
- Azorek ?! Moj ulubiony pies? Jak to sie stalo?
- Ano nazarl sie konskiej padliny, to i zdechl.
- A skad we dworze konska padlina?
- Konie sie poparzyly, to zdechly.
- Jak to konie sie poparzyly ??... Od czego?
- Od ognia, Panie, jak sie stajnia palila.
- A kto podpalil stajnie?
- Nikt, od plonacego dworu sie zajela.
- Na milosc boska, to i dwor splonal? Jakim sposobem?
- Ano po prostu. ?wieczka przy trumnie tescia Pana hrabiego sie przewrocila i firany sie zajely.
- Och! A czemu moj tesc umarl?
- Bo Jasnie Pani uciekla z tym oficerem, co sie z nim od trzech lat spotykala.
- Spotykala sie od trzech lat?! To przeciez nic nowego!
- Wlasnie mowilem, Jasnie Panie, z nie zdarzylo sie nic nowego.
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