They Want Money
I'm drivin'
Benz 190
2.5 and you know where to find me
Driving down the highway
Girlies behind me
Jockin' blindly
No need to remind me
Who I am I know you know me
Stop screamin' and yellin' and pointin' I'm low key
No I ain't got no time for a picture
But slide your number
And I'll get wit ya
You wanna ride
Ya shouldn't of said that
You played yourself
And I know where your head's at
Drive my car don't make me laugh
You better settle for an autograph
Or a hug and a kiss on the cheek maybe
But I ain't trying to make no baby
Forget all the silly rumors you heard
Here's the deal so spread the word
No,
I ain't got no girlfriend
No,
I ain't buy no car
No,
I ain't got no babies
A lot of ladies
Naw, they want money
And I can see'em a mile away
And when they push up
I just smile and say
Back up off me
Smell the coffee
You're screamin' and plottin'
And I'm killing you softly
Watchin' you melt from the second I kiss ya
Hear dollar signs in your careless whispers
I know the game it's old and lame
You're holdin' a flame for my name and my fame
Livin' like Givens schemin' on Tyson
But she got lucky cause he was a nice one
But I ain't nice and I don't play that
If it ain't tax I don't pay that
You think you're in cause you turn me on
Here one minute and the next you're gone
I made rhymes
I made cash
Why get married and you take half
No,
I ain't got no girlfriend
No,
I ain't buy no car
No,
I ain't got no babies
A lot of ladies
Naw, they want money
The police I'm givin' them fits
A young brother in a Benz legit
I don't sell no drugs and take no shh
Park my ride and the ladies hit
So many ladies the cops had a hint
They took me in cause they thought I pimped
Jetted from the station back in a flash
They had nothing on me but cold cold cash
Ladies they all wanna get with
The man with the money
So they wanna get with
The microphone master
And ride shotgun
So people can see ya
And think I got one
No sorry nothin's happenin'
Moe Dee's single while he's rappin'
If girls keep lyin' and crashin' my party
Ya'll gonna make me hurt somebody
No,
I ain't got no girlfriend
No,
I ain't buy no car
No,
I ain't got no babies
A lot of ladies
Naw, they want money
Bardzo biedny Icek ze wsi pod Lubartowem mial sie znic za pol roku i z narzeczona uradzili, z dobrze byloby miec bogatego druzbe (bo to i prezenty drogie i jakie powazanie wsrod sasiadow). Icek przypomnial sobie, z ma dalekiego krewnego, Mosze w Warszawie, ktory ma wlasny zaklad krawiecki i spelnia wszystkie powyzsze kryteria. Pojechal, wiec do stolicy, odnalazl krewniaka, z drzacymi nogami wchodzi do jego mieszkania i oniemial... Piekne meble na wysoki polysk, parkiety, dywany na podlogach i scianach, pod oknem salonu olbrzymia 2,5 metrowa palma - slowem cos cudownego. Przedstawia swoja prosbe Mosze'mu a ten odpowiada :
- Widzisz Icek, wprawdzie jestesmy rodzina, ale ty jestes taki golodupiec, z mi wstyd byloby byc u ciebie za
druzbe, a juz moja Salcia w zadnym razie nie pojechalaby na te twoja zapchlona wioche , bo ona jest teraz wielka pani i z byle kim sie nie zadaje. Przykro mi , ale ty sie napij u mnie herbaty i zjezdzaj zanim Salcia wroci z
zakupow.
Tak powiedzial i poszedl do kuchni robic te herbate. Icek, ze zdenerwowania dostal takiej sraczki, z ledwo moz ja utrzymac, rozglada sie wkolo wpada do przedpokoju, otwiera jakies drzwi, patrzy , a tam glazury, terakoty, jakies biale siedzenia, olbrzymia biala miska z kranem... K**wa, mysli Icek tu nie mozna, wpada
znowu do salonu, poploch w oczach... jest palma - zerznal sie do donicy, zasypal ziemia i nie czekajac juz na herbate wybiegl od krewniaka i wrocil do domu.
Po miesiacu otrzymuje telegram od Mosze'go:
"Icek ch*j ci w d*pe, zostane twoim druzba, tylko powiedz gdzies ty nasral, bo my juz trzecie mieszkanie zmieniamy"
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