Cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don't touch that dial
Don't try to smile
Just take this pill
It's in your file
Don't work hard
Don't play hard
Don't plan for the graveyard
Remember -
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
Everything
Everything gives you cancer
There's no cure, there's no answer
Everything gives you cancer
Don't work by night
Don't play by day
You'll feel all right
But you will pay
No caffeine
No protein
No booze or
Nicotine
Remember -
Glina zatrzymuje faceta, ktory zdaje sie byc co nieco wesolutki. Podchodzi do samochodu i mowi:
- Prosze dmuchnac
- (Facet takim wesolutkim, zapitym glosem) AAaalez ooczywiscie ppanie wwwladzo
glina patrzy w balonik a tu zero
- Jeszcze raz prosze powtorzyc!
Po nastepnym razie znow zero. Troche wkurzony karze facetowi zrobic jaskolke. Gosc troche z trudem ale trzaska mu jaskolke jak trzeba. Gliniarz jednak jest bardzo podejrzliwy i wpadl na pomysl zby mu narysowac kreda na jezdni biala linie. Narysowal i mowi do klienta:
- Chyba wie pan co nalezy z tym zrobic
A gosc:
- Oczywiscie (tu pada na kolana zatyka jedna dziurke w nosie, ruch glowy po linii i wciaga powietrze)
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