Maniaq

Sprawled across the bedroom floor
Dripping sweat from every pore
Helplessly you reach for me
But I'm already, I'm already gone
Don't you look beautiful?
Where's that smirk I've had to face
Crawled away in sweet disgrace
Now you say you need me so
Don't tell me what I already know
Don't you look beautiful?
Don't you look beautiful
begging me to finish what I start
Open mouth and aching fingers
Bloodshot eyes so filled with fear
If only you could see yourself from here
Don't you look beautiful?
Don't you look beautiful?
Don't you look beautiful
begging me to finish what I start
Don't you look beautiful?
Isn't it beautiful
begging me to finish what I start
begging me to finish what I start

Egzamin z medycyny z rozpoznawania narzadow. Na stole przed egzaminatorami skrzynka z otworem na reke. W niej narzady do rozpoznawania. Wchodzi pierwszy student, wklada reke, rozpoznaje nerke, wyjmuje ja, dostaje 5, wychodzi. Wchodzi drugi, grzebie, grzebie, w koncu rozpoznaje serce, wyjmuje, dostaje 5, wychodzi. Wchodzi trzeci, grzebie, grzebie, nie moz nic rozpoznac, w koncu mowi:
- Kielbasa!
- Panie jaka kielbasa, czys pan zwariowal?!
- No przeciez mowie, z kielbasa.
- Prosze wyjac.
Student wyjmuje ze skrzynki kielbase. Zaklopotani egzaminatorzy postanawiaja dac mu w koncu 5, student wychodzi, po czym jeden egzaminator mowi do drugiego:
- Panie docencie, czym mysmy wczoraj ta wodke zagryzali?!

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